Top sexy lines from “Star Wars”
A New Hope:
- “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
- “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
- “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.”
- “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
- “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
Bad Pick Up Lines
- Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
- Bond. James Bond.
- Your place or mine?
- “Are you ready to go home yet?”
- Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
- Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
WordPress 2.7 Feature Overview
The release of WordPress 2.7 has been pushed back by a couple of weeks and will not be released on November 10th as scheduled. Lucky for us the WordPress 2.7 Beta 1 has been unleashed onto the world for testing purposes.
Treatment of insurgents
A lady Canadian libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System Facilities. She received back the following reply:
Chinese Proverbs
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tyred.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Funny Movie Quotes
“Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT!! Or I’m going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!!”
Gny. Sgt. Hartman / Full Metal Jacket
A bogan walked into the centrelink office, marched straight up to the counter and said,
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
A student at a Florida school has been arrested after authorities say he was “passing gas” and turned off his classmates’ computers.
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, ‘This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?’ The boss told her he knew he’d closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As the woman passed her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, “What in the world are you doing?”
