- Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
- Bond. James Bond.
- Your place or mine?
- “Are you ready to go home yet?”
- Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
- Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
- Sex is a killer…want to die happy?
- Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
- You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book. So what’s one more?
- You have some nice jewellry. It would look great on my nightstand.
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
- Hey babe…can you suck start a Harley?
- Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
- I’d look good on you.
- Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
- I love every bone in your body – especially mine.
- Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
- Fancy a fuck?
- My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
- I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- I’m Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
- Chicks dig me; I wear colored underwear.
- Excuse me, is it true that you’re a sexual tyrannosaurus?
- That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
- Let’s do breakfast tomorrow–should I call you or nudge you?
- Screw me if I am wrong but you want to fuck me don’t you?
- Do you believe in one-night-stands?
- You smell wet. Let’s Party.
- I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.
- Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
- Excuse me, do you live around here often?
- Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
- If I was Brad Pitt, would you screw me?
- “Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.”
- I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? And are you dissapointed?
- Why you’ve got the whitest teeth I’d ever want to cum across!
- Free mamograms, get your free mamograms here, get ‘em while they’re hot!
- Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
- That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
- Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
- Are you religious? Good, because I’m the answer to your prayers.
- Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?
- You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
- I am conducting a feel test of how many woman have pierced nipples?
- Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s?
- That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
- Do you want to see something swell?
- Drop ‘em!
- What do you like for breakfast?
- Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
- Wanna fuck like bunnies?
- Say, did we go to school together?
- Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
- Hi, my name is (name), how do you like me so far?
- Hey babe…can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
- “What was that?” “That sound.” “It was the sound of my heart breaking.”
- I need your help. I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
- Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.
- Do you like jewels? Well suck my cock, it’s a GEM.
- Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
- Have you ever played leap frog naked?
