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Top sexy lines from “Star Wars”

A New Hope:

  • “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
  • “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
  • “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.”
  • “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
  • “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
  • “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
  • “Sorry about the mess…”
  • “Look at the size of that thing!”
  • “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
  • “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”

The Empire Strikes Back:

  • “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.”
  • “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”
  • “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
  • “But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm…”
  • “That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.”
  • “Hurry up, golden-rod…”
  • “I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”
  • “Possible he came in through the south entrance.”
  • “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
  • “Control, control! You must learn control!”

Return of the Jedi:

  • “What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work.”
  • “Hey, point that thing someplace else.”
  • “I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.”
  • “You’re a jittery little thing, aren’t you?”
  • “I never knew I had it in me.”
  • “Someone must’ve told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab.”
  • “There is good in him, I’ve felt it.”
  • “If I told you half the things I’ve heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you’d probably short circuit.”
  • “I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can.” (Jerjerrod) with reply “Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.”
  • “Grab me, Chewie. I’m slipping – hold on. Grab it, almost…you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!” (Han) with “A little higher, just a little higher.”
  • “Short help’s better than no help at all.”
  • “Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me – now I owe you one.”
  • “Back door, huh? Good idea!”

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