Out on a pub crawl, a bloke is wandering through Kings Cross when he spots a brothel offering the best girls in Sydney.
He asks for the cheapest girl available and is led into a very dark room. There he finds a woman lying on the bed – but as soon as he climbs on top and starts pumping, the hooker starts spitting in his face.
Furious, he sprints down to the desk and starts screaming at the receptionist, “that chick spat in my face!”.
The receptionist turns to a couple of burly bouncers standing in the doorway and says, “Hop to it boys, the corpse is full again”.
Disgusting but very funny lol