Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat’s milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
“This is my oldest son, he’s a martyr.”
“This is my second son. He is a martyr also.”
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully, “They blow up so fast, don’t they?”
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these jokes are so offensive and racist… this is disgusting, stop stereotyping the arabs, these should be reported you all are just jelous and try to make us look bad, go look at ur selves before you joke about our religion u gronksssssssssssssssssssss
Thats the point u idiot , stereotyping is part of the joke . shut up please
ps im also an arab and just for ur info not all arabs have " ur religion " .
I guess this is the appropriate time to say ” Derka Derka”
For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon.
STOP STEREOTYPING US ARABS YOU GRONKSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG YOUS ARE ALL JUST JELOUS OF OUR RELIGION STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT US LOOK AT URSELVES FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!! YUKK WHO EVER MADE THESE JOKES IS A JELOUS LITTLE BITCH WHO JUST WANTED TO PUT IT ON ON THE ARABS COZ THEY HAVE NO LIVES AND NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TEASE US.. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im an arab remove this. As it is offensive to the jews!
chill itss juss a joke im arab and i dont mindd…
wow these are funny i dont like jews at all im american and i only like palestinin ppl lol th jews tried to take there country cuz they have nothinng ok so thwor a penny down the hill and lets start a jewb marathon okkkk noooooooo morreeeeee jewsssss we will get them stoned u middle east niggas will no what im sayin STONE DEM JEWSS MY NIGGA
HEYYY I GOT ONEEE HOW DO U STOP A JEW DEAD IN HIS DAMN FOOTSTEPS???????????????/ LET ME EXPLAIN JUS HOLD A ROCK UP AN SAY PRAY TO ALLAH BITCH
THIS ONE IS FOR U MH
WHAT DID THE ARABS FATHER SAY TO HIS DAUGHTER???????????????
U ARE GOIN TO WALK ACROSS THE STREET AN MARRY THE MAN IN THE HOUSE YEA THE ONE WITH THE TURBAN ON HIS HEAD THE DAUGHTER LOOK AT HER FATHER AN SAID………. DAD WITCH ONE IS THAT????
stfu bitchs
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
They're just jokes. You guys act like us Arabs are the only ones to get picked on… I thought it was funny lol, but then again, I have a sense of humor.
Your mother **** who do you think you are talking about lebanese people! Am sorry to tell you that your no better then us you bunch of ruling stupid countires playing with our land and freedom! If you'd go on the moon trust me the earth would go party!and the sound would be sooo loud that you'd here it from where you are!GO TO HELL! No sense of respect is what you give and that's what you'll get!
chill out. and who gonna listen to u?? u serersly thnk these assholes are?
Seriously guys? I know you all go around joking about Arabs but we're not like that. Honestly, I don't care what people say about us because we all know it's not true. Just like the dumb blond jokes, funny but not true.
You don't have to fight over it. Yeah some people find it offensive and I think you should respect them.
Oh and just so you know, you guys got your facts wrong so check your information before you start talking about a topic you clearly know nothing about.
And a final thing… Lebanon is the most awesome country ever because no matter how many countries took our land and freedom we always stand up again. Plus there are many things in Lebanon that are better than all the other countries
It's not that it's the fact that they talk about lebanese womenand 3/4 of their's are obese! I'm not against joking about countries and cities but not to that extent all those jokes link to one thing that we are shit and our life is shit yeah well maybe it is because of you! But let me tell you smthn we lebanese greet you in our best way although we know all you want is our land! We give you unforgettable nights in the city bars nights beach parties events that would blow your mind!oh and educational we have great schools and universities even foreign universities would go on their knees to get students like us!we have very important people in the world that originate from the "shit" you think we are from fashion designers to technology specialists to programming! So why won't you reconsider those jokes!speaking of religion! I'm christian but still no one has the right to joke about religious roots!
moss bro
ABRABB NATIONNN PALISTINE DA BEST NIGGGA
YALL COMPLAIN TO FUCCIN MUCH im bklacc an i dont get all pissy when ppl say blacc jokes and i mean lebanese ur wrongg ok palistin is the best cuz they have to deal wit jewss an who wanna do that??? nobody lol so jus take a joke and the united states has the best coleges an univercitys and i wanna move to the middle east cuz weman over here are bitchers ok if u grab there arm they call the cops not cool ok an over here they have no fuccin right tochyerat on there boifriend or husband nio right god damnet PALISTIN……………….. ARAB NATIONN
Lol, I know some of these can be funny, but if you guys were the ones to always get made fun of it would get dumb. Like some of these jokes are not even true about Lebanese people and Arabs. Get to know us, go to Lebanon, It's a really good country! But honestly, just because a few Arabs are really crazy, doesn't mean all of us are. Arabs are very nice people, and they smell good! Get your facts straight, Indians smell terrible, not Arabs. and cmc, thats really stupid, U.S doesn't have the best universes, did you know ever 1 in 10 Lebanese people grow up to be doctors? We are fucking smart.
mr lebanese dude. A
tight kick in ur ass
ought to straighten u
up, u bloody racist.
Indians smell
terrible,huh. I think ur
mother smells terrible.
Bastardo. Ur mom
smells like a pig. Idiota.
And u smell like a lil gay
piggy.
ummm…if u guyss get madd over shyyt then y the fuck search it inda first placee?
mr lebanese dude. A tight kick in ur ass ought to straighten u up, u bloody racist. Indians smell terrible,huh. I think ur mother smells terrible. Bastardo. Ur mom smells like a pig. Idiota. And u smell like a lil gay piggy.
and mr lebanese dude. I think its bout time ur ho mom teaches u some manners. Lil maricon
ahahaha ahahahaa. how funny??? am i supposed to laugh. This joke is… joke… no sorry, lame joke is just racist to jews. btw im lebanese.
u guyss r so gay. this joke is funny. if it offended you then y the eff u search it anyways?
another muthafucka just posted his/her fucking comment. Who u call gay? Huh. Faggot. Ladyboy.
This isn't offensive to jews or arabs. I think it might be offensive to Claudia Schiffer but only she can decide that. It makes fun of the arabs dislike of the jews. It isn't a stereotype, it's true.
Now, offensive would be to say the muslims don't eat pork because Mohammed used to screw pigs and they aren't sure which ones they are related to.
another fool. ‘I m a guest’. U r a fucker further stirring up trouble. Dont flare communal arguments.
Lol u guys are crazy first off I am white and used to be racisist but what I found was that no matter what color u are u don’t care because u come as one and fight for the man left and to the right of u no matter there race and second of all yes there are crazy people over there but u can’t judge them all together u think that a white man has never done bad things??? Use a fucking brain cell in ur head cause most the people who fought us up there were either forced to do it or there family was killed, on drugs to get courage to even fight us or they where just cowards and would hide behind women and children. Let me get to the point racism where does it get you? All it does is make you a bitter person and that’s spoken by personal experience . Peace out!!
I don’t like it how you throw everything at us Arabs. You and others might find it funny but the problem is you don’t know how Arabs would feel some might find offensive and some might be ok with it but to me they are just a bit offensive because all the jokes you put are on Arabs and you make them look like the bad people.
About the jokes personally I don’t get some of them and some are offensive
If they are offensive don’t read them bitching about it shows that your to immature, you know why you feel offended? Because there talking about your culture, but your culture isn’t the first, maybe if your culture or government wasn’t so power hungry and corrupted like the war on iraq you people like eating bullets because us Americans kept fixing your corrupted governments, I’m surprised you people even have Internet really I’am.
Hey Lebanese Girl, I totally agree with ya…there are many things in lebanon than other countries and of all them, Lebanese Pu**y is the best. And yeah one more thing, if lebanon is so great than how come most of them are migrated to US, Canada, Brazil and othe European countries? Lebanese are the most arrogant and rude F**ks ever. Just that the pu**y is good!
people it’s just a joke which I find very funny…
take it easy, jokes are supposed to make us laugh and not debate. There are jokes about every race, nation and sex…. if everyone will be offended we will never be able to joke
I strongly agree with you.
Don\’t like the jokes then fuck off else where. It\’s simple as that, whinge about it else where!
fuck.fuck. Fuck lebanon. Fuck america. Fuck the whole world. Fuck u bitches -those who are posting comments.
like, what the fuck? Its offensive, and its rude. how about we make fun of your “english” jokes? I Just think this is complete bull shit for us arabs, and one of us has to get this website reported.
so rude omgg.
fuck everyone. Fuck u perverts. The next who comes will be a whore.