Aussie Jokes
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are talking about sex.
The Italian says, “When i have finished making love to my girl, she levitates six inches from the bed.”
The Frenchman says, “That’s nothing! After 6 hours of continuous love making to my girl, she levitates 3 feet off the bed!”
The Australian says: “Streuth mate, when I’ve finished ‘rooting’ me Sheila, I get off the bed, wipe me cock on the curtains…and she goes through the fucking roof!!”
Yet another interesting entry, keep em coming! 
it spells out the word arse on his forehead 
me too