Aussie Jokes

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian are talking about sex.

The Italian says, “When i have finished making love to my girl, she levitates six inches from the bed.”

The Frenchman says, “That’s nothing! After 6 hours of continuous love making to my girl, she levitates 3 feet off the bed!”

The Australian says: “Streuth mate, when I’ve finished ‘rooting’ me Sheila, I get off the bed, wipe me cock on the curtains…and she goes through the fucking roof!!”

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