Aussie Jokes
What has 44 legs but can’t climb a ladder?
The Melbourne Football Club.
An aussie was surveying the beautiful New Zealand landscape from above a hill when he noticed a kiwi going for it with a sheep in the lower paddock.
Disgusted he yelled out “Hey mate in Australia we shear our sheep”! The kiwi looked at him and shouted back “Piss off I’m not sharing this with anybody, git your own!”
An Englishman, an Irishman and an Australian walk into a bar.
The barman says, “Is this some kind of bloody joke?”
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