Aussie Jokes
A Somalian arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you
Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!”
The passerby says, “You are mistaken, I am a New Zealander.”
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ” Thank you for having such beautiful country here in Australia!”
The person says, “I not Australian, I Vietnamese.”
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, “Thank you for the wonderful Australia!”
That person puts up his hand and says, “I am from Middle East, I am not Australian!”
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, “Are you an Australian?”
She says, “No, I am from South Africa!”
Puzzled, he asks her, “Where are all the Australians?”
The South African lady checks her watch and says….”Probably at work.”
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