Aussie Jokes

Way back in the late 19th Century, in the outback of Australia, a bloke who lives a lonely life as a squatter decides to get a mail order bride. He goes about this and the big day comes. He goes into town on his sulky dressed in his finest suit.

He goes to the railway station and introduces himself to his intended and from there he takes her to the local church where they are duly wed.

He then collects her baggage and they both head of back to the selection.

Along the way the horse just stops and the bloke has to use all of his skills ( and a selected use of colourful language in front of his new bride ) to get the horse to move again. Once under way the bloke says ” That’s once”

A bit further down the road, the horse again stops without reason. The bloke goes through the same exercise and again, when underway he says “That’s Twice”

When the horse stops without reason for the 3rd time, the bloke says, “That’s 3 times ” and immediately goes around to the back of the sulky and grabs a rifle and shoots the horse, stone motherless dead!

On seeing this the new bride unleases a tirade of abuse at the bloke, calling him heartless etc etc. When she at last calmed down, the bloke looked at her and cooly stated ” That’s once!”

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