Aussie Jokes

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne , when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his arse.

If you do not mind me saying,” stated the second, “that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don’t you take it out?”

I regret I cannot”, lamented the first Arab. “It is permanently stuck in my arse.”

“I do not understand,” said the other.

The first Arab says, “I was walking along Russell Street And I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in Australian Flag attire with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out. He said, “I am Captain Ozzie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.”

I said, “No sh*t”

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