A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. “What can I get you?” asked the bartender.
“Anything but a Canadian Club” replied the seal.
A chicken walks into a bar.
The bartender says “We don’t serve poultry!”
The chicken says “That’s OK I just want a drink.”
A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says to the man, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel down your pants.”
The guy replies “Yeah I know. Its driving me nuts!”
LOL !!