Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It’s not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A. Brain tumor.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A. “Way to go team!”
Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven’t met!
Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.