Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.
Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized
Q. What’s the difference between butter and a blonde?
A. Butter is difficult to spread.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
