Q. What’s a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme
Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up
Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A. A brunette with bad breath.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A. The brick doesn’t follow you home after you lay it.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!
Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.
