Q. What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.
Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A. The joystick is wet.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.
Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A. A blow job with handlebars
Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.
