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The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol because it accurately reflects the government’s political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate then that!
“I know how hard it is to put food on your family”
- Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan 27, 2000
“I think war is a dangerous place”
- Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003
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by Jeff Foxworthy
More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
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A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
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A blonde woman Architect was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the Architect’s driver’s license.
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Prime Minister Kevin Rudd visited a primary school and went into one of the classes.
They were in the middle of a discussion about words and their meanings.
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George Phillips of Marsh Green, Wigan was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
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Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The Gorilla was on heat.
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