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Top sexy lines from “Star Wars”

A New Hope:

• “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
• “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
• “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.”
• “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
• “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
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Funny Bush Quotes

“I know how hard it is to put food on your family”
- Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan 27, 2000

“I think war is a dangerous place”
- Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003

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Funny Movie Quotes

“Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.”

Harry Dunne / Dumb & Dumber

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