A New Hope:
- “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
- “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
- “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.”
- “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
- “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?” [Read more...]

“I know how hard it is to put food on your family”
“Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.”

