• “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
• “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
• “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.”
• “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
• “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
• “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
• “Sorry about the mess…”
• “Look at the size of that thing!”
• “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
• “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”

The Empire Strikes Back:

• “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.”
• “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”
• “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
• “But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm…”
• “That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.”
• “Hurry up, golden-rod…”
• “I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”
• “Possible he came in through the south entrance.”
• “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
• “Control, control! You must learn control!”

Return of the Jedi:

• “What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work.”
• “Hey, point that thing someplace else.”
• “I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.”
• “You’re a jittery little thing, aren’t you?”
• “I never knew I had it in me.”
• “Someone must’ve told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab.”
• “There is good in him, I’ve felt it.”
• “If I told you half the things I’ve heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you’d probably short circuit.”
• “I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can.” (Jerjerrod) with reply “Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.”
• “Grab me, Chewie. I’m slipping – hold on. Grab it, almost…you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!” (Han) with “A little higher, just a little higher.”
• “Short help’s better than no help at all.”
• “Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me – now I owe you one.”
• “Back door, huh? Good idea!”

“I think war is a dangerous place”
- Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003

“We’ve got a lot of relations with countries in our neighborhood.”
- Kranj, Slovenia, Jun 10, 2008

“As you know these are open forums, You’re able to come and listen to what I have to say”
- Washington D.C, Oct 28, 2003

“I understand small business growth – I was one”
- NY Daily News, Feb 19, 2000

“I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It’s what I’m interested to know.”
- Associated Press, April 26, 2000

“I don’t remember debates. I don’t think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don’t remember.”
- Washington Post, July 27, 1999.

“As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.”
- CNN online chat, Aug 30, 2000.

“I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.”
- Washington, May 12, 2008

“Those who enter the country illegally violate the law”
- Tucson, Ariz, Nov 28, 2005

“See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.”
– Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating”
- New York Daily News, April 23, 2002

“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.”
- CBS Interview, Sept 6, 2006

“I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.”
- Waco, Texas, Aug 13, 2002

“It’s in our country’s interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm’s way.”
- Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

“You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.”
- Bush speaking to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb 4, 2005

“I’m going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it’s the mother in me.”
- Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

“I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right.”
- Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

“There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world.”
- Kuwait, Jan 12, 2008

“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”
- Saginaw, Mich, Sept 29, 2000

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
- Washington, D.C., Aug 5, 2004

“I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.”
- Washington, D.C., Oct 3, 2001

“I’m honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein.”
- Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

“You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you’re gone.”
- Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006

“Soldiers, sailors, Marines, airmen, and Coastmen — Coast Guardmen, thanks for coming, thanks for wearing the uniform.”
- Pentagon, March 19, 2008