A major earthquake, measuring 9.1 on the Richter scale has hit New Zealand this morning. The country is devastated with 350,000 New Zealanders missing, and over 100,000 injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government is so overwhelmed that it has issued a worldwide appeal for assistance. Other nations have been quick to respond to the disaster.
Britain is flying in rescue workers and sniffer dogs to help locate trapped victims.
The USA is flying in food supplies and aid money.
France is flying in doctors, nurses and first aid units.
Japan is flying in high tech communications equipment.
Germany is flying in special trained police squads to help restore order.
Russia is flying in tents and warm clothing.
Australia is flying in 350,000 replacement Kiwis…….
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sorry you lost me@ A major…lols…oh yea by the way who won the world rugby???p.s you ozzies need to get over yourselves and stop obsessing over us kiwi’s coz u guys have major issues and need to seek some professional help coz we couldn’t give 2 farks about ya hahaha unless we wanted to steal your jobs so thanks Australians the biggest joke is on you!!
LOL You could give two farks about us, it’s just 25% of you population is over here. You guys have been pissed off at us since we cut off you unemplyment benefits ha ha, good for us, Aussie aussie aussie OI OI OI come on, sing along with me, you know the words lol, it’s your new national anthem
No unemployment benefits for Kiwis dosent matter anymore as most are now qualified not like the bums of the old days……besides now Aussie has boat people and other immigrants stealing centrelink payments and turning the southwest into a new country on its own.
Rock on Aussie Aussie Aussie Aotearoa!!!!!!
ps that joke above is bloody funny though
Is it true that Tony Abbott said that if elected, the Liberals will send back 1 Kiwi to NZ for every refugee arriving in Australia?
Great idea, bring on the election!!!!
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What do you call a Kiwi who live in New Zealand?
Homesick
kiwis and aussies are brothers at the end of the day lol