Kiwi Jokes

An aussie and a kiwi sheep herder were flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.

Aussie: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!

Kiwi: What about the sheep?!?

Aussie: **** the sheep!!!!

Kiwi: (paused) Do you think we have time?