All Entries Tagged With: "Airplane"

Flight to Chicago

A commercial airplane is in flight to Chicago, when a blonde woman sitting in economy gets up and moves to an open seat in the first class section. A flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must return to her seat in the economy class because that’s the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde woman replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chicago and I’m staying right here.”

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Woman has hissy fit after missing flight

The Blonde Going to Melbourne

A plane is On its way to Melbourne when a Blonde in Economy Class gets up & moves to the First Class section and sits down

The Flight attendant Watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

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Funny Movie Quotes

“Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.”

Harry Dunne / Dumb & Dumber

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