The blonde woman replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chicago and I’m staying right here.”

After repeated attempts and no success convicing the woman to return to economy, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there’s a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chicago and I’m staying right here.”

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, “You say she’s blonde? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.” He kneels down next to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

“I told her first class isn’t going to Chicago.”

The Flight attendant Watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the Blonde passenger that she will have to return to her Economy seat.

The Blonde replies, ‘I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Melbourne and I’m staying right here!’

The flight attendant Goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and won’t move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy, she is only entitled to an Economy seat and she will have to return to her original seat.

The Blonde replies, ‘I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Melbourne and I’m staying right here!’

Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no Use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest the Blonde who won’t listen to reason.

‘You say she’s Blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!’

The pilot goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says,

‘Oh I’m sorry – I Had no idea’, gets up and moves back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant And co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

The pilot replied,

‘I Told her First Class isn’t Going to Melbourne’.