An Aboriginal picks up a hooker.
‘How much do you charge for da hour, sister?’ he asks.
‘$100,’ she replies.
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Aboriginal Style
February 24, 2009 Leave a Comment
Fluck
December 22, 2008 Leave a Comment
An Asian woman goes in to her local National Australia Bank Branch and begins exchanging her money.
After the transaction is complete she asks the teller ‘Why it change, yesterday I get two hunat dollar for my money, today I only get hunat eighty?’
The teller looked over his glasses and says very slowly….’fluctuations’.
The Asian woman narrows her eyes and says, ‘fluck you Aussies too’
The Blonde Going to Melbourne
December 22, 2008 Leave a Comment
A plane is On its way to Melbourne when a Blonde in Economy Class gets up & moves to the First Class section and sits down
The Flight attendant Watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
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The Australian & the Muslim
October 28, 2008 Leave a Comment
A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
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99 year old virgin up for grabs!
October 24, 2008 Leave a Comment
HOLLYWOOD may have made a movie about a 40-year-old virgin, but one Sydney resident beats his title by nearly six decades.
Despite several marriage proposals throughout her lifetime Maria Caterina Reitano – who turns 100 in January – is extremely proud of the fact she has never made love to a man.
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The difference between Aussies, Yanks, Brits and Canadians
October 11, 2008 1 Comment
Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.
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