An Aboriginal picks up a hooker.
‘How much do you charge for da hour, sister?’ he asks.
‘$100,’ she replies.
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Aboriginal Style
February 24, 2009 Leave a Comment
Treatment of insurgents
November 3, 2008 1 Comment
A lady Canadian libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System Facilities. She received back the following reply:
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New Government Symbol
October 31, 2008 Leave a Comment
The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol because it accurately reflects the government’s political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate then that!
