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Interesting X-Rays

haha — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:26:27 +0000

Snake swallowed golf balls

Nail through the roof of the mouth

Five inch knife to the head during a robbery

Chinese boy shot in the eye with a arrow

Light Bulb

Spray Can

Razor Blade

Homer Simpson's Brain

Live Ammo

Pacman

Mobile Phone

Nail through two fingers

Coke Bottle

No need to caption this one... lol

How about a nice kiss?

Sword Swallowing

Six nails embedded in the skull

Don’t mess with old people

haha — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 05:29:24 +0000

George Phillips of Marsh Green, Wigan was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked ‘Is someone in your house?’ and he said ‘no’.

Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, ‘Okay,’ hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

‘Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I’ve just shot them.’ Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: ‘I thought you said that you’d shot them!’

George said, ‘I thought you said there was nobody available!’